COVID 19 PALAVA

Kano is topping in the chart, second after Lagos in the Nigeria COVID 19 cases. "We don pass FCT Abuja for the league". One maybe forced to ask if the lockdown is really working. . . angrily, one of my friends said

 "80 cases in Kano yesterday. 92 cases  today. Lock Kano up and ‘swallow’ the key for 5 weeks. It’s the sensible thing to do now!!"

I remember I said something about developing happiness through the filed events such as; jogging, running and street football. These I have seen very many people do in the pass days. But all the slay mamas, slay papas, slay queens and slay kings and even sugar daddies will not allow those who want to keep fit;  those who know that it's our immune system versus the corona virus, those who genuinely want to keep fit to energize their bodies.

These slay people will wakeup in the morning, get dressed in their sporting kits, as if they're going to keep fit or jogging as the case maybe; but you will see them congregating themselves and violating the social distance rule at the flyover that leads to Lagos road, MM way, Mallam kato, Bata and PZ. . . with their Bluetooth radios, playing music, dancing or what they call tweaking, some will even put up a light makeup moving their physique in an arousing manner that begs the opposite sex around to approach them!

With such kind activities, the opposite sex are forced to come out. So, the number keeps increasing and increasingly calling for attention and now, that attention has been given - just yesterday, the kano taskforce had to move round sabongarri and probably the whole kano, to announce that "no more sporting activities; jogging, street running and street football".

So, I say to all the slay people "una dey happy now abi?" "now way you dey house wake no boy see you toast, you die?" "now we don stop jogging because you too like woman, yeye boy, waka✋" "even u way them dey call sugar daddy, you no go stay for house with ur wife na to dey look for young blood, you go hear wim!" mtwcheew.

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